Comments are enabled so talk amungst uwes-elves.

There's a funny thing about egos. In some people they take precedence over rational decision making. Unfortunately at the end of the day its not the people with the egos whom pay the price.

Oh ye mysterious lump how you mock me. Why cant a sonigram be anything like a candygram? And dear god man, buy these people gel heaters. Nothing livens up a doctors visit like cold gel slapped on your nether regions. Had a discussion with a urologist yesterday (yay, no more oncologists... for now) where he decided that my lump was not 5 meters, but only 3 meters. Yup, you read right, according to him the lesion is larger than my body as a whole. After pointing this out he laughed and said "Yes, milimeters then." Lovely, not as bad as NASA's mistakes but remember this man may end up removing my testicles. I'd rather NASA crash a spaceship into mars, than hear my doctor (in the voice of the doc in a box on The Simpsons) say "Okey dokey, sorry we took off all of it." Hrrmph, not much privacy left.

PS: Go check you testes! (If you've got 'em)

Welcome everyone from work! (Shit, now I have to watch what I say.) I work for the most wonderful company in the world where everything is perfect. Doves and butterflies flutter about our office as we join hands in a giant circle around the servers and sing hymns to profitability and efficiency. March on corporate warriors, our time has come... pfffft, eew stinky.